Ok so I am not really a fan of being cheated on but I have been the other woman many times! I love fucking married men, I know double standard right, I think they are a bastard when they cheat on me but I love helping someone cheat on their wife go figure! So tonight I met up with a gentleman, let's call him Mr.X for this entry. So Mr. X and I have exchanged lots of e-mails made plans to fuck like rabbits at his office and what not which is awesome.... So we met up late tonight under the guise that he had to do something work related. Mr. X is a lot older than I am but from the way he talked and the way he grabbed me when I jumped out of my truck I didn't think he was new to this game. We hit it off lol and I got him off ( cuz I am awesome like that) and we had a smoke after, cleaned up, got rid of evidience and then said good night and made plans to do this again soon! Everything was great but then I got an e-mail from him and he feels guilty cuz he has never cheated on his wife before- how did he put it? Oh yes "he loves his wife to death but just misses the sex" which is cool I don't want anything from him but a good time a little fun and a lot of fucking! Then I realize when he mentioned how guilty he felt that this was his first affair! So gents I will give you some tips as to how to go about this so you don't get the jitters after too, ladies sorry I have no tips for you it's a bigger clusterfuck when it's the woman cheating lol:
1. hook up with someone who has done this before! She can help you out with this
2. Know that you may feel guilty, it's natural and happens you have to realize that!
3. Establish clear rules! Like this is just a fuck on the side it won't go anywhere, etc though that being said
4. Try to clean up before heading home, wives aren't a fan of smelling someone else's perfume on their man lol and make sure the chick isn't wearing lipstick that shit smears
5. Keep the wife and the mistress happy, you need your mistress to be on your side and keep her mouth shut, unless of course it is busy with your cock, another chick's snatch or anything like that lol. So this means that if it is Valentine's day, you don't have to spend it with your favourite girl who makes you cum buckets but don't forget to get her a little something too cuz a happy mistress equals a happy life lol and you still keep getting what you want.
6. Be honest with your favorite play girl- trust me we are just as good at listening sometimes even better than your wife cuz we aren't going to bitch that you forgot to do something- if something is bothering you tell your girl cuz trust me if you are too stressed etc then in a lot of cases Mr. X jr isn't going to make a damn appearance!
Ok that's all I can think of for tonight but just remember if you are going to do it, be safe, be smart, take precautions and enjoy!