Well that didnt work...I had a bodyshop party....well i hosted it, the woman who presented it turned up half an hour before, and a friend turned up half an hour late...something to do with chasing a turkey around the paddock that had gotten out...and that was it... the three of us...all alone in the kitchen, with cup cakes, biscuits and tea...not the best event i have hosted, but i did have a giigle all the same...and spent money...whoops! But now the sun is out, so i am stripping off to do the gardening...knowning my luck i will get bitten by midges (not midgets), and fall in the duck pond! As long as i can keep Katie my 18 month spring out of it, it will be a success!!
A couple of weeks or so ago, i had a very green spaniel where she decided to play in the pond! ... was most put out, when i hosed her down, clean enough to get her in the shower(which is easier to get in with her), So there was a naked me shampooing a greenish spaniel in the shower...cleaned off the shampoo, then cleaned myself...looked down to see the dog had now turned red, from my hair dye!! so again she was washed. Then i shut her in the shower(now turned off), and dried myself, and dressed, all the while waiting for her to shake....do you think that little cow would shake!! half an hour i waited! and still nothing! I gave in, i opened the front door to let her run straight outside, then opened the shower...the little cow took one step out of the shower, looked at me and shook!!!!!!!! i was soaked, the bathroom was soaked!! ...but she didnt finish there!! oh not our little Katie!! she promptly went outside and rolled in .... Duck muck!!! Arghhh!!
Well this time... she is NOT going to win!! and NOT going in with the ducks!!!
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