Telephone call between me and water company:
*dumb music playing for a few seconds*.
Water company picked up pretty quick .
Me:Oh that was quick.
Water:laughter.How can I help you today?
Me
would like to pay my bill please(said through gritted teeth).
Water:How much would you like to pay?
Me:How much do I owe?(thinking as little as possible)
Water:100.
Me:Um ok(insert silent scream)
Transaction made,
Water:Anything else I can help you with?.
Me:No Thankyou,goodbye.
Soon after I go to the kitchen slamming cupboards.