https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/3844004-biden-says-he-ordered-us-military-to-shoot-down-chinese-spy-balloon-as-soon-as-possible/
Stories are just getting wackier by the day.
Because, of course China would be sending spy balloons like it's 1623, since we all know that technologically they are lagging several centuries behind everyone, right, and they've never even heard of, say, spy satellites.
Unless it's a spy balloon launched in China, after which it inadvertently got caught in some area of high pressure that moved it clear across Russia, where they just watched it go by, then over Canada, ending up over Montana, and later was shot down over Myrtle Beach in South Carolina by a fighter jet no less, but not before the balloon had flown over several sensitive military sites.
Ahh, sure whatever why not.