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and as we say in the UK
I snapped my banjo - ouch
In real terms, I tore the frenulum of prepuce - lotsa blood, and a little pain.
To be honest what was the worst, was the tearing sensation as it went - I still shudder to think about it.
But that's the worst that's happened so far,,,
Anyone else?
Sh3
DAMN THAT HURT! Totally unintentional on both of our parts but a big mood killer lol and I was in pain for a while
* After you've fallen from the bed on so many occasions, it's not so traumatic.
* Never apply warming lube to freshly shaven pussy.
Did have one chick a few years ago dig her nails into a fresh tattoo as she came...OUCH!
She was kinda sensetive...had just gotten her clit pierced that afternoon...probably the same time I was getting the tat done
Of course, whenever someone saw me limping they would ask how I spained my ankle... I could never bring myself to say, "I sprained my ankle masturbating."
T4T: Same thing has happened to me a few times, THAT SHIT HURTS MAN!!!!! I am really hard when erect and so to bend it like that is painful as hell!
If this ever happens too me again, I think I'll go ape shit. If she can't tell I'm providing a "far end stop" for her ass with my hands, she's too dumb to be with me.
But I get where your coming from totally.
Not really as funny, except in hindsight, but my banjo string snapped one time when I was getting manual relief. I felt a searing pain, and saw the blood but said nothing as I was about to cum. But then she took a look and screamed and started bawling out tears.
Happened me a second time as well, but now I'm banjoless so it's all good!
T4T: Same thing has happened to me a few times, THAT SHIT HURTS MAN!!!!! I am really hard when erect and so to bend it like that is painful as hell!
you didnt seek help for this?
actually its not unusual to be sensitive to a mans "ordinary bacteria"
all you need to do is take a pill after sex
Oh we've had that happen, surprise anal,I felt bad about that it really was an accident.
I've had rug bad rug burn on my knees and Angel across her low back and one time we did an all nighter using "emotion lotion lube" that was supposed to feel warm....well we went thru the whole bottle and burnt our skin, both of our crotches were firey deep red, too sore to fuck for a couple days after.
That's not the worst.
The stupid doctor, who had access to my files, said he had to know how the injury happen. A bit embarrassed I said I was on the bed with my wife having fun. Not that hard to figure out, you think. No he needed more info otherwise the ACC (Government accident insurance) won't cover it. So I explained slightly different, but, he wanted more info. Four times this went on, while he prodded and pocked my shoulder - and no pain killers), finally, almost in tears, I quietly said my wife and I were on the bed making love I was behind her and the sheet moved (he said he needed more info - wtf).
I ended up yelling "I was fucking my wife from behind and the sheet moved and so did my arm" - it was an open planned office. My wife went red and looked daggers at me, the doctor went red and shut up. In my excuse, my shoulder was hurting like fuck. I actually chipped bone off and ended up having a big op.
Always been careful with those sheets since.
I thought he was kidding but apparently this is a real thing. I googled it and found out that it is typically something that happens to pre-pubescent teenage boys. From that day forwar he would never let me suck on his balls.
Unfortunately my cock's head became huge and I could not pull out my cock from her ass for 20/30 minutes.
That was a painful experience for us both.
The following day she 'xxxxxxxxxx' me to let her fuck my ass with a huge dildo ... that was when I understood I am BI.