Jagged_Edges's Blog - page 1

I sincerely wish you all Happy Holidays with family,friends,good times and everything that keeps your spirit within.....with humor of course

I see this a lot and thought you might like to know....


1 thing I noticed was you had your laptop on a bed in a few pics...not a good idea to leave it there for more than a few minutes...there is a cooling fan underneath that exhausts out the bottom...the lil feet under the laptop help hold it high enough for the exhaust heat to vent out of the sides...a soft surface doesn't allow that and causes thermal breakdown...and will cause your comp to fail...best thing to do is find a piece of wood or a hard surface about the same size or bigger and keep it on that for longevity....


If this is something you tend to do,don't!


your friend
Jag

and some of you don't think woman are perverts too....sooo wrong you are!

I have just spoken to our beloved kellybean,



Kelly wasn't able to convey the message to you all personally and apologizes for her absence....As you all may be aware has Kelly has an affinity for thin mint chocolate .girlscout cookies....not feeling herself and on the outskirts of destruction walking through a dimly lit parking lot on night she spotted a single truck with the girlscout logo on the side..peeking her curiousity she investigated and found the 18 wheeler jam packed with mint chocolate girlscout cookies....upon further investigation she noticed the keys were in the ignition.....THAT'S it! she exclaimed...I'm hyjackin this fucker! saying aloud I'm soooo fukn outta here!



She drove a few miles down the road and found a remote place to park nearby a store that sold her favorite booze....now with a truck full of her favorite cookies and a few cases of bourbon she was set for the night....one day turned into two,then tree and the next thing you know she has been missing now for weeks.....Kelly was found weeks after her disappearance by authorities chomping down on mint chocolate cookies,washing them down with bourbon nestled on a remote corner of an abandoned building.....unwilling to part with either cookies or bourbon police took her by force and Kelly was arrested......at her arraignment hearing her family gathered and attested to her addictions after which the judge ordered mandatory fat camp for an undisclosed amount of time....



Kelly is now getting the proper help and support she needs so please show her your support as well and let her know she's loved and will be missed but we are all happy she is being properly tended to....



She has stated that she may be allowed occasional visits to NN but they will be timed and overseen by a court appointed fat camp graduate of no less than 5 years clean of girlscout cookies.





Kelly sends her regards and appreciates your prayers for fat camp redemption in hopes of an early release.





Thank you all for taking part in her recovery.

Jag

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who's this remind you of? lol

The first image is the start of tiling the new shower in basement bathroom I built from scratch after hurricane sandy for what will be the "MANCAVE"...more on that later...When I heard of a very special person to me having unsaid issues I installed something to help with that issue...with much love,this is for you babe lol



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Because I have love for you and your ass,and because I care to give you the very best


hallmark's got nothing on me :lol:

much

The other day I go out to put some corn on the cob and steaks on the grill and look what I see...lol

I'd come up behind you...and slap you in the ass a few times then rub both cheeks slowly whilst I kneel down...spread your ass cheeks nice n wide...slowly start licking you asshole and rubbing your pussy slit with my fingers...my tongue would slip into your asshole and tongue fuck it a bit...then slide down your pussy crack n circle you clit...back to your naughty lil asshole while 1 by 1 a finger slips deep into your cunt...pushing as many as I can fit...stretching your pussy out while my tongue continues to fuck your naughty lil asshole....trying to get my whole fist inside your slutty pussy....you bend more...your legs begin t weaken....you kneel on the couch...I stand with my fist still inside you....I start to run my now extremely hard cock up n down your labia around my extruding fist and up to you asshole...I slap my cock against it...then back down to your pussy and seek and entry spot....my fist cupped inside you I push my cock in as well....fully filling you and stretching you out more....your moans and get loader and loader...I slip a finger from my free hand into you asshole...then two...again...your moans louden..by this time your womanly juices are oozing around my wrist and cock and drips slowly down your swollen clit....I slide my cock out and up to your asshole after my fingers slip out...I taunt your lil asshole a bit then start to slip my cock in...inch by inch by inch I fill your ass with cock....my fist pushing in n out of your pussy alternating thrusts of my cock in your ass...we both begin to louden in a heightening experience of mutual pleasures....I feel your asshole tighen around my cock...your pussy cavity clinches my fist firmly...you cum first...hard and loud....just as I'm about to cum I slides my fist slowly out of your pussy...grab your hips and drive myself into you hard...your asshole clinches around my cock...I can't hold on...I explode inside you...knees so week and shaky I lean over your backside...remaining inside you a bit longer...we both fall ti the couch laying there gasping and spooning....slow caresses of my hand stroke your back and we both say....I need water and a cigarette


Hope you liked

don't hate me FiFi lol or any other vegetarians



meatloaf...seasonings,breadcrumb,carrot,celery and regiano ramono cheese

baked spaghetti squash w/butter s/p

sweet...simple crop n poof

I couldn't resist