JorjaPeach
age 46
Joined 12 years ago
Last login 12 years ago
I am a part time Cat Herder and Ferret Wrestler.
Former ninja, part of a secret order ordained by... nevermind. You didn't read that. I am trained in the arts of sarcasm, flippant disregard, and sexual harassment. I enjoy finding new and exciting recipes for Ex-Lax,
sticking post-it notes to my neighbor's cats to make LOLcats a reality, and making protective foil helmets for all my closest friends. I have 1 cat, 1 dog, 1 cockatiel, and a fruit fly named Steve...
Although I haven't seen Steve in a few weeks.
As you can see, I don't take life too seriously. It's too short, and we really don't have a lot of time to waste! So if I offend you, sorry.
This is my not so secret get-away from the average
life of a housewife. Here is where I shed my inhibitions, some of my more prudent morals,and get as naughty as legally allowed.
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| My RudeNude Status: | |
| I am: | Female |
| Age: | 46 |
| Sexual Preference: | Girls & Guys |
| Am Seeking: | Anyone - Don't care |
| Marital Status: | Married (but up for it anyway) |
| Children: | Dependent |
| Member Since: | 27-Mar-12 |
| Last Logged In: | 22-May-12 |
| Location: | Massachusetts, United States |
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About JorjaPeach
| Star Sign: | Libra | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Is Looking For: | Anything! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Interests: | Arts / Crafts, Martial Arts, Astrology / New Age, Athletics, Baseball / Softball, Movies / Cinema, Billiards / Pool / Darts, Museums / Galleries, Boxing / Wrestling, Music, Cars / Motorcycles, Nature, Computers / Internet, Nightclubs / Clubs, Cooking, Cycling, Sailing / Boating, Dancing, Shopping, Food / Wine, Football / Soccer / Rugby, Tennis / Racket Sports, Gardening, Travel / Sightseeing, Gym / Aerobics, Hiking / Camping, Water Sports, Literature / History, Yoga / Meditation | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Self Description
| What Makes Me Happy: | It doesn't take much to make me happy. |
| What Makes Me Sad: | The economy |
| What Makes Me Mad: | Mean people! |
| My Bad Habits: | So many bad habits, but they feel oh so good! |
| My Final Thoughts: | The meaning of life is... Live, laugh and love. So cliche, but true. |
Comments
unboundn2dirtay
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sounds like my kinda bitch
JekyllMd
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I bet your really fun to fuck.
creaminurcoffee
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lmao loved your bio there, I read your profile and I was thinking she sounds like a masshole (no offense as I am a proud member as well), sure enough you are! Why take life seriously there is always someone else who will. Ps have had ferrets in the past.
BD007
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You are different! And very sexy!
BostonMick
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Wonderful pictures - you're so beautiful!! PM comin your way!!
3rd_Base
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your pics and profile made me smile!!!
Ackhurst
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You are so beautifully sexy; gorgeous nipples, lovely hair, face of great charm - and for me, best of all so far, what a bum. Really, it's so perfect. A perfect arse. Please lets see more, all over. I am such an ancient old boy. More, more.
Profile last updated: 2-Apr-12