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So, I was looking at Craiglsist Vancouver the other day, and I spotted this:

Nudist Volunteers for Art Film (non sexual) Male/Female 18+ All Sizes

Hi there,
This is an open call for volunteers to participate in a video (NON SEXUAL) made by an film art collective right here in Vancouver. Basically we are looking for both males and females of all ages (over 1, sizes and ethnicities etc. who are willing to bare it all in the name of art. You will be wearing full outfits of bodypainted costumes as the concept of the video revolves around the absurdity of clothing!

The overall appearance of this video (in terms of the bodypainting / set and lighting) will be 1960s pop art/comic book art and the movement will play out in an exaggerated comic book world, wherein the cityscape is 2 dimension and brightly colored. The inhabitants of this world all happen to be nude with body painted costumes. The costumes will be pre-designed by us for maximum efficiency however we will have many choices and the volunteers can choose which of the designs they prefer to be painted in. Many of the costumes will evoke a 1960s feel.

We will have a crew of talented young filmmakers / artists (many recent graduates of film / art school) working together to create thsi vibrant bold colored short film that will be edited to music. All the equipment we’ll use will be donated to us for the day and we hope to have 3 cameras and many professional lights and accessories along with the backdrop and set. Essentially everyone involved is volunteering and this video is not going to generate profit.

On the day of shooting we will have several volunteer artists available to do the body painting. Once everyone is painted, the filming portion of the day will hopefully be very simple and run smoothly. It requires some very basic movement which I will choreograph as we go along. All you’ll need to do is watch me as I demonstrate the movements and then we film you doing them. Easy!

We would LOVE to have you come out if

1- are willing to have your whole body painted
2- are willing to be filmed nude with the body paint
3- are willing to appear nude with a group of 15-30 other male/females
4- can spend one weekend day in early June (exact date TBD)
5- don’t mind us screening the video in public at various Film/Video festivals AND posting it
on our collective’s website (which is currently being developed)


Location: East Van
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Compensation: no pay

Now, I am a fan of 60's comic book art (Kirby is the King!), so I could picture just what they have in mind, and think that is should look great. It also sounds like too much fun to miss. So, I replied, and heard back from them that I sound perfect, and that they will keep me posted about date and time.
I've never been painted before, and find myself wondering what is going to happen when the airbrush paint hits my cock, and if I will end up with a female or a male artist. I guess I'll find out.
Anyway, if anybody in Vancouver, or thinking of visiting Vancouver in early June, and thinks this sounds like something they would like to do, go to Craigslist Vancouver, scroll back to Mon 03 Mar. And let me know if you will be there.

I get quite a rush from posting pics here. I suppose it has to do with my early conditioning. During those years kids were carefully shielded from seeing the human body. When I was about eight I saw some pictures cut out of nudist mags, and I was amazed that women were completely featureless between their legs. Took me years before I found out about airbrushing. The idea of a girl seeing my penis was totally shocking, not that it ever happened. I had no idea how babies happened, and I was shocked when I finally found out from a friend, when I was already well into puberty. It was another age.

I'd like to thank everyone who has put me on their friends list. You are all amazing, and I'd like to make love to all of you. Well, all the women, anyway. If you are ever in Victoria, let me know.

I wonder what percentage of those who look at my photos here are women. Not that I have a problem with guys looking, but really I am hoping that my pics will make a woman, somewhere, a little moist. Am I getting it right? Please, give me feedback. If you look at my pics, and like them, please vote, leave comments, message me. Or, if you think I'm hopeless, please just keep it to yourself.