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YouCouldntAffordMe

age 50

Joined 3 years ago

Last login 2 years ago

I enjoy relaxing at the beach and have an obsessive shell, and driftwood collecting disorder, my life goal is to find a piece of sea glass. I like painting, drawing and engaging in intense discourses on the nature of humanity. If I am near a body of water I will most likely end up going for a swim, a real water baby.

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A great fire burns within me, but no one stops to warm themselves at it, and passers-by only see a wisp of smoke. Van Gogh

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Stats

My RudeNude Status:
I am:	Female
Age:	50
Sexual Preference:	Girls & Guys
Am Seeking:	No one at the moment
Marital Status:	Single
Children:	Dependent
Member Since:	23-Sep-20
Last Logged In:	29-Jun-21
Location:	Further north, Bay of Plenty, New Zealand

About

Star Sign:

Aquarius

Is Following:

Is Looking For:

Casual Chat Room Talk, A New Friend

Interests:

Arts / Crafts, Astrology / New Age, Museums / Galleries, Music, Nature, Sailing / Boating, Singing / Playing Instrument, Theatre / Ballet, Travel / Sightseeing, Hiking / Camping, Volunteer / Charity, Water Sports, Literature / History

Other:

Family history, podcasts, Chickens, and finding out what the sloshing sound is coming from behind the dash board in my car.

Appearence

Race:	Caucasian (White)
Body Type:	Average
Body Shape:	Hourglass
Height:	5' 7" (170cm)
Weight:	128lbs (9st 2lbs) (58kg)
Eye Colour:	Blue
Hair Colour:	Auburn/Red-Brown
Best Feature:	Eyes
Pubic Hair:	Trimmed
Tatoos:	1 or 2 Discreet
Piercings:	Ears
Breasts:	Natural

Professional Life

Education:	Uni Graduate
Employment Status:	Student
Industry:	Politics / Government / Military
Job Role:	Student

Lifestyle

Smoking:	No
Drinking:	Socially
Religion:	Spiritual but not religious
Sense Humour:	Obscure / Dark
Social Style:	Meet people easily
Personality:	Joker
Libido:	High
Kinkiest Place I've Had Sex:	Broke into my new boyfriends friends house while they were out and had sex on their bed, then “christened” every bathroom of every place we went for the next few years.

Favourites

Movie:	Battleship, Polar, Salt
Actor/Actress:	Angelina Jolie
Book:	Sapiens a brief history of human kind
Author:	History non fiction writers
Band:	Pixies
TV Show:	Alternative carbon. OzarK, You, The OA
Drink:	Whiskey
Pastime:	listening to podcasts on the beach
Thing:	Swimming
Sex Position:	All
Person I'd like to Fuck:	None, famous people are probably too self involved

Self Description

What Makes Me Happy:
	Sunny day at an empty beach with cold bourbons
What Makes Me Sad:
	The suffering of innocents
What Makes Me Mad:
	Bullying and Ignorance
My Bad Habits:
	I can be outspoken, usually prefer my own company and have yet to feel lonely, and I’m a terrible cook.
My Final Thoughts:
	If I was a millionaire... Id get a dog Lol nah I’d foster as many children as possible and buy a massive house at the beach..and get a bunch of dogs