bOObzman's Blog - page 11

..... and all the other dark days around the world.

Sing it Ray!

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A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart.

The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.

'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans he replies.

'Put them back. We can't afford them demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.

A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.

What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.

'It’s my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.

Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the price.'

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I was in my back yard trying to fly a kite.

I threw the kite up in the air, the wind would catch it for a few seconds, then it would come crashing back down to earth.

I tried this a few more times with no success. All the while, Karen, the wife is watching from the kitchen window, muttering to herself how men need to be told how to do everything.

She opens the window and yelled to me, 'You need a piece of tail.'

I turned with a confused look on my face and said, 'Make up your mind. Last night, you told me to go fly a kite!'

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or I'll send the flying monkeys after ya!

Just back from a tapas dinner washed down with a giant long island iced tea. Time for a lil music! Monday is ovah folks!

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My son and I saw the effect of what mere words can do today.
One, a woman, a jealous,envious busy body and the other, a male drunk, doper. Both liars and low lifes. It was our last day at the stable forever but because of their lies, the sherriff was involved and we were delayed 6 frigging hours in getting on the road.All over some horseshit they spoke about how our horse acted and it snowballed from there.So glad to have that place in our rearview mirror.My son learned a lesson
about scum and I was sadly reminded they exist.

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R.I.P. Steve, you were and still are the man.