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yes! you can all look.

for here at d_ashley's blog we tend to share the best in what d_ashley has found on the net...
soo during this weekend the finds were fun and a pleasure to see,
so I have no time to start sharing them all now, as I must goto work. but in a couple of days I will share more.
sooo in the meantime until then......


















tfvmb. Dave

this is an email sent to a website "host" who shares his emails on his site as when the need arises, soo this ones quite a mess of pickles for the guy who sent the email. read on and take heed. as for me? if you play with fire[married]then you'll get burnt every time. indeed.
the site in reference is an adult match/date service.
btw...web addys,and names omitted.
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From: j**** q*** [mailto:q****@yahoo.com]
Sent: Wednesday, June 13, 2007 2:22 PM
To: m*****@***.com
Subject: f*.com nightmare

dear m**,in response to the letter that was sent to you in regards of the f** .com scenario, here's my side of f*.com's crazy who*rs:just 3 days after reading the article,i decided to give it a try, so bang! i hooked up with this afghan chick who absolutely loves getting fu**ed in every way possible,fine by me. i took her to my house (i live in f***,va),and we started to get it on, she wanted me to pretend that i was going to rob her,slap her around a few times, and call her flithy names while fu**ed her relentlessly, ok so did............big mistake! we made so much of a racket that the cops were called to my house,i answered the door with just my robe on and cops searched my house, ok. when they got to bedroom, they found f****(that's her real name)tied up to my bedposts,naked and gagged,complete with marks from all the smacking around......the next thing i know she tells the cops that i kidnapped her sodomized her, and was holding her hostage! what a fu**in' nightnare! i thought to myself that this was some kind of sick joke,it wasn't till i was arrested....i got charged with aggravated kidnapping,forceful sodomy,and assault and battery.....this bi**h was insane! i did 24 hours in jail and im out on bond.....thanks a whole fu**ing lot f**.com you fu**in ruined my life all for some ass ,if you ask me this bi**h knew what she was doing from the get-go.....i had to plead my to my wife that i was trying to set up a threesome(she totally bought it thank god!) and she just went nuts! i want everyone out there to read this letter and take it as fair warning, not everyone you meet is as innocent as they look! m** plz.let everyone know about this, right now i'm awaiting trail and my wife just filed for divorce....F**K YOU!f*** .com i hope they burn in hell!
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hmmm...sometimes I wonder...?????????
tfvmb. Dave

as I copied this from another blog. I just had to share.
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"Something to Think about...


I read this recently and was taken by this persons "logic".... perhaps he is
an English major with a minor in theology stuck in a Chemistry/ physics
class?

HELL EXPLAINED BY CHEMISTRY STUDENT

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington
chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the
professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course,
why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well :

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs
heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas
cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One
student,
however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need
to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which
they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to
Hell, it will not leave. Therefore,no souls are leaving. As
for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions
that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are
not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell.
Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not
belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.
With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in
Hell to increase exponentially.
Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law
states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the
same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls
are added. This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter
Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell
breaks loose!

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell,
then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year
that, "It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into
account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two
must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already
frozen over.
The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows
that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore,
extinct......leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine
being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my
God."

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A" "

yeeehaaaa!!! )
tfvmb [thanks for visiting my blog]
3 David

I've been going to this wonderful Chinese restruant that serves all you can eat. and so for me I love to get my moneys worth.
soo I went the other day to the Chinese rest. and I took my cam along so that I could take some pics and share, but I found them to be closed for a change of ownership. I hope that they do reopen soon. (
anyways...I decided to go to my #2 choice and that is Captain D's and so guess what...what? I brought the cam along and took a couple of pics. yea,ok...thnx Dave lol
soo just to make ya'll more hungry for food I added some hungry kitty pics as well...check please! )
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I love to eat the number 5 plate. as it has 5 shrimps, 2 fishies, 2 stuffed crabbies, frenchfries, 2 hushpuppies <<yep thats what they are called down here, I recon and coleslaw. mmmm you gotta love it. ooh I forgot the sweet tea.
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mmmmmmm...love this stuffed crabb )





repost but I like...






sooo...ya'll have a great day! ok? ok.
tfvmb. David

I've been "hitting the rails" these past few days and so yesterday eve. I went back to continue on to this bridge in hopes of getting pics of passing trains and stuff but after only one wizzed by and that was it for the trains, I guess this was the last one in a hurry to get home for the hol. he,he. yet the eve. turned out be quite interesting. soo see what I came across while hiking the tracks. and I have more pics to share later. given the very high haze from the smoke from Fla. I had to do more editing than usual with these pics. funny how it affects the digital cam's lense.
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this is a rather large biplane that was flying around the little airport that we have, and so If I'm not mistaken then these planes were used mainly by the air mail service as when it first got started, and so this plane is what I believe is the now infamous "upsidedown jenny" that was printed on the postage stamp by error. and are now worth a fortune to collectors. cool huh?

Hello!

Goodbye!



I believe that these are swallows.

these are their nest under this bridge. I'm fascinated and intrigued at how do they build these nest? as they appear to have been made out of mortar and pebbles of stone. while sustaining flight using only their beaks to build with. this is my first time seeing these kind of nest. wish I could get a better look, but I'm not into repelling. wish I was though.

ahhh da-snake! I came up on this impressively sized "kingsnake" while I was heading over to the bulldozer. he was getting the late sun and was about six feet in length. now I found one before some years back while working for a surveyor and so we stretched him out to measure and it was eight feet long, so for this one to be coiled/curved as it is here then this one would have no problem in reaching seven feet or more. you'd be surprized how much a snake can stretch.


nice markings.


I tried to stay behind him so as not to scare him but as I came around to get a face pic. he got alittle camera shy and left. he,he
now to give ya'll an idea of his size, you see the big rock that he's turning from is roughly three inches wide. so if you take three inches and start from his nose and follow back to the rock then your looking at about seventeen inches+/- [coiled/curved] and stretched then it would be about eighteen to twenty inches+/- there.

waiting on a train to pass. and never did. lol

mmmm the evening sun...through the haze

I have more that I will share. as for now the hol. weekend was great! I hope the same was true for ya'll.
tfvmb. David.

these are what I describe as "natural art-as I see it" on the social website. and I'd like to entertain the idea that I'm doing pretty good with taking pics of the outdoors. so now these are pics that I take as I go hiking and while "hitting the rails" sort of speak.
so I hope that ya'll enjoy in what I enjoy sharing.
btw...these pics are copyrighted. thnx.
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view from top of Johns Mtn.


Hidden Creek.



spring at "The Pocket" campground.

footbridge @ "The Pocket".






color enhansed. cool huh?


"the sentinel"

"it goes forever yonder" [a southern slang ]

check out the reflection...now I know why they call it "a river of steel"

"el caliente una" [I think?] lol. rails do get HOT! from the sun ya-know?

----------------------------------------------------------------This is dedicated to the ones who gave their lives, so that we could LIVE! FREE! Thankyou all.
tfvmb, David.

I've been wanting to put together all four parts of my "whats in a name" blogs that I had posted last year just so that it could be read as one, since some of it continues from one to the next. sooo here it is posted in order. I hope that ya'll enjoy reading it as much as I have had posting it.
someday maybe there will be more... Dave
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ok, been looking around for some "interesting" names as that Im the wondering kind of guy and I have afew...ok alot that I wish to "wonder" about. so let me set this up in saying since this is an adult website then Im sure that all of these people whom have come up with their name has considered as an adult that they knew what they were using as a name for themselves. so Im going to look at these names with candid remarks as I hope would be expected by these people who have offered them, as with a sense of humor. meaning they are adults and were fully aware of what they were doing in choosing a name. right? or were they? wink,wink.
ps. pardon the language[and typos], but we are adults here right?
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first off:
pussymonster----hmmm, I guess trying to scare them off should work with this one.
third4tx----I guess one and two were taken.
lickherish----now this is good.
beachdreams----I wonder which beach?
telescopic----I wonder which it is? as in...looking or reaching.
RamRod----say no more.
sublimeintervention----now this ones into marketing...I think.
mindgames666----nope! not in my book. I wonder WWJD on this one?
beerbelly----he,he
ninjaeskimo----I should think that six inches of clothing would sort of slowum down.
Eatme69----could you please pass th-jelly???
laidbackguy----now he's going places.
justperving----nice name.
longscale---must be an engineer.
rabbit---- ...
toocrued----I dont think that he/she makes friends easily.
Drevil----tee,he,he...groovy name.
sargentjohnson----
Dunnuwhy---me neither.
pussyforhire----sooo, what do I get for a buck? its all I got.
homeaway----must be in the driveway huh?
nakednurdette----so, I wonder...where does the pocket protector go???
chewbacca---dont go there dave.
incubator----ut-oh...its starting to crack...RUN!!!
babybenice2me----I will...but I ran out of wine, candle, and song...settle for a beer and the tube[tv]???
shavedpussyforyourc----sooo, where do I put my t???
USAwife----I dont think she wants to be found...unless shes really mrs. Bush. <<<now thats a name!
coolasice----I smell a hitman.
becky8mark----has anyone checked the missing persons report lately???
xxxplosivecouple----nice name, yet I wonder if the house is still structurally sound.
thickhotcockluver----sort of rules me out.
mrandmrsmyth----hmmm,do they exist or not?!? or am I looking at mr and mr smyth?
bythesea----I think we found whats left of mark. he,he
platinumwolf----this person is definately going places. or maybe just a cologne.
imalilhothead----here...have some milk and cookies.
slutsrus----its time to get out of retail...um, cleanup in isle nine...rollerblades, skateboards, disney stuff, and bouncing balls?
glassdick----oh yea, I found your ad in the personals it read...am seeking expierienced glass blowers...
zeroaftermath----I guess it never happened.
lovetheladys----me to!
suckit----why should I always be the one to siphon the gas out of th-truck???
juicy----thanks, I love to cook.
strawberry----nice the only fruit Ive found so far...
and last but not least...fromparadise20m----now is that 20 minutes or 20 miles from here???
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pt2---
kinkyfunguy----hmmm,ok?
mountainman----HELLO! hellohello...CAN YOU HEAR ME?! hearmehearme...LETS CHAT! chatchat...OK?! okok...
sweetlilred----yea, and Im the big bad wolf.
familie----look! its sister sledge! [the group]
y**y----I dont see it...do you?
fert69----look, no more tacos ok?
Gina19602----sort of has a new meaning to age denial. he,he
bigredinmass----sooo, how many are we talking here?
midnightdj2----I remember that movie...better than th-first.
mouringwood----I think a very key letter was accidentally dropped while signing up here. ooops.
sexyontbbv----try saying that three times fast.
hotnsassycouple----good name.
lyrics----nice name, you write this yourself?
ireallylovepink----awww, we were just kiddin wit-ya. we knew it all along.
funky---no more tacos for you either.
exhibitguy----shouldnt he be buried??? you cant just keep him around y'know?
bigmeateater----sort of rules me out...again.
two4one----sooo, what can I get for a buck? its all I got.
barracuda----now, hes going places...just as long as its far away from here.
bigd627----wow! wonder what bigd1 looks like.
sweetTITS42dd----I dont think that all men have their mind in the gutter. but could you please send me a pic???
assluver----job security.
Zscumpny----sorry never heard of them...try looking down at the dock.
Hotrod----get in the trunk, y'too dirty to ride up front.
gregsgirl----is this her tattoo??? or does he need to label all his stuff, like gregspants, gregsshirt, gregsnotebook...careful dave, your using up other peoples names here.
girlfan----need an assistant?
xxxxSCHITZOxxxx----must be some form of martial arts...where they throw lethal xxxxCRAPxxxx at you.
expose4u----looks like sharon stone is back.
fattyboy----isnt to bright in trying to meet girls on th-net is he?
smooth----meet barracuda. he,he
orgasmicgal----the latest line in blowups.
Athleticmarriedguy----yea, your going to need all those skills when she finds out and starts to shooting.
oddcock----no thanks we really dont want to know.
nakedguy----meet nakednurdette.
handsfulobreast----say, how 'bout a bucket for these.
southrenmistres----poor thing, had to quit school early...to raise that southren baibe.
stonercreek----a place to get laid...after feeding her a few.
myth----looks like mr and mrs broke up.
fireguy----Ive seen this trick before...it isnt real.
efini----hudinis' great,great grand daughter.
Smiley ----yea, ok. wink,wink
FrenchMan007----ummm, dont be expecting any movie deals soon, the concepts been taken already...and a slight prob. to detail I may add.
freddie-fred----has difficulty in making decisions here.
2for2----wow! lucky man.
bleedwithme----ummm,brb.
sendapic----thanx, but we really dont need any more shovels.
showmesomemore----like I said...I only have a buck, as in...one.
whatacock----thanks, you should hear him crow.
littledick111----mobys' son.
i_really_dont_know----freddie-fred changed names on us.
MEGACUMSHOTER----man, she beat you by a foot!
seafoam----sooo, thats what you get after th-dishes.
always_hard----picking up women has always been easy for me.
dirtydina----thanks for telling me, Ill just go somewhere else and eat.
forthefunofit----sooo becky, why did you eat mark?
domi1961----yea, bad year for stupid people to be born.
cut_cock----whatacock-after a fight.
burgertime---fyi...dont goto dirtydina.
RAILFREAK----damn hobos...we try and keep them off this site. yet they keep finding a train with internet.
marylovescock----great! then you can help me fix whatacock ok?
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jackoncam----a new ad. it replaces the old "brain on drugs" ad.
snake----where!... I dont see it!
2n2it----so, threes a croud?
aim_2_tease----Im tellinya, y'better leave that snake alone.
niceguymackay----yea, what a trooper.
ladyredmen----1)al capone[dress] 2)bill clinton[lips] 3)rob lowe[underaged virgin]
denjef----look, you know the program here...first you, denjef ok?
dick_3----a new shaver for the intimate guy.
buckytoo----must been born in a barn huh.
studboysouth----cant spell...its studboysouch.
Zipperdad----didnt work did it?
beer1933----I wouldnt try and drink that if I were you.
President_evil----now I see why USAwife doesnt want to be found.
dodobill----look! I didnt buy no stinkin dead bird, ok?
shaveandshave----just a dick_3 ripoff.
phillytime----buckytoos' brother.
butterfly----look, see? I told you he hates margerin.
pussypounder1----notice:12 volt car battery not included. wink.
camslut_girl----y'know shes been barred from three different cam stores already?
divers1----searching for the rest of mark.
bill15844----still trying to say I bought this extinct bird. I think theres three left on ebay though.
fantasyguy----yea, and Im sweetlilred.
Rocker_Doug----shes almost asleep. then we can go and drink some of that "vintage" beer1933 you bought on ebay. he,he.
crazylilppl----yea, sould have been called the wizard of odd.
leolover----shhh, dont tell the romans that!
Johnseven----Johns even...hired coolasice for a personal score.
MissP---- what kermit doesnt know, wont hurt him.
SXYBBWIFEY----so, pm mee okayee?
onrapee----meet SXYBBWIFEY. he,he
joeyimpala----sooo, y'wanna see my funhotrod???
sazerbazer----man, quit drinking that beer1933 shit! I cant understand a word your saying.
Japussy----Jamaica changed names to better suit its style.
memphisblues----so move.
debnpaul----prostate massage.
lizareliant----hey babe. get me another one of those beer1933s would ya?
andydance----aunt B. I think you have had enough beer1933 ok?
nude_lady_1----where!... I dont see her.
agotsilac----look, a minute ago you said, sazerbazer...just go and sit down somewhere ok?
peterparker----picked a peck of prunes?<<<the one that didnt make it to the top.
soccer_balls----diagnosis at the hospital for some guy called athleticmarriedguy.
freakscene----crimescene photos, taken in athleticmarriedguys house.
urdarkside----no-I-am-not!
Lender----thanks, Ill have her back by six ok?
CunnyBunny----meet rabbit ...
sexlord----looks like hugh hefner just joined.
goodidea----hey! what if we used two 12 volt car batteries instead of one. hmmm?
tom----nooo, its David. geeez.
SHOWOFFTX----where!... I dont see it.
GMAN----nahhh, just leave the beer1933. who would want to drink this stuff anyway??? funny, if years from now somebodys still trying to sell this shit...he,he,he,ha,ha,ha... and they'd probably come up with a name like ebay,he,he,ha to keep em coming, like... by the bay... ha,ha,ha,ho,ho,ho,he,he...st-st- stop it your killing me GMAN! he,he,ha,ha,ha!
right. never in a million years. back to work guys the laughs over.
suzy----nooo, its David. geeez.
sexbrain----gimme a minute to find it, its here somewhere.
Cocksmith----I tried to get in but it dont work...could you please comeover.
milfnextdoor----hunny, where were you?... I was just over talking to the milf next door dear.
ILL_babe----just dont throw up in my hotrod ok?
-Error- ----duz not compute!
microdick----bill, shouldnt we change the name to a more user friendly name? like ummm, microsoft or something?
KuntHunterafterU----meet athleticmarriedguys' wife. wink,wink.
Simon_says----I just read where twenty people died from drinking this stupid vintage beer1933. idiots. I wonder who was dumb enough to sell this shit anyway?...
allatonce----woa buddy, dont drink that shit so fast...its vintage beer1933.
Nofear19----typical teenager...wonder if I could get a few pointers fromum?
undecided1----look, freddie-fred...stop the name changes ok?
doggie_fuck----hay! sam! lookee here, ever seen a saintbernard and a toy poodle? man! look at th-stuffing fly!
joint----a place for BAD people.
nickelbag----look, all you'll get out of it is the joint.
Imight_tellyou----hey babe! this beer taste great, whats it called again???
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pt4---
nutty_chicklette----hmmm, what a concept...chewing gum with nuts he,he
fallen_angel----wow!!! now thats gotta hurt, y'see how far it bounced??
swissgirl----ummm could you change it up a bit? as in a moan or scream...the yodaling is sort of distracting here.
Joebana----hmmm guess hes used to getting banned alot.
Captain_birdseye---ohhh that crap...on isle nine in the frozen food section.
leg_man----just follow th-captain...he'll take you right there.
hotboy----he,he just figured out what a pepper taste like.
okduane----now give mommy th-buzzing toy you just found...
stickdevil----yea like th-stuff you find under your shoe.
sk8rdude----not into women yet
pantyraider----sk8rdude's friend
charlie----nooo, its David...geeez
8indad----sooo tell me...which dad am I speaking to now?
lomein----some new chinese dish I guess
lizard_king----hey isnt he th-guy with scally tattoos over ninety percent of his body??? please dont post any pics here ok.
jenna4xtc---now thats a trade!!
henry----nooo, its David...geeez
diddle----ohhh yea right there...dont stop. wink
Never_say_no----no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no...ok,ok I was just teasin ya.... please come back.
very_very_bad_girl----no ken doesnt need that to play with barbie...so, where did you find this buzzing toy.
ElectricLuther----a new line of blowups for women.
thenobodys----I wonder why the mailman keeps passing our house dear.
decay1----please dont post any pics eeeeewwww
yukfu----yea thats what I said about lomein...taste horrible
pic_trade_lover----sorry Im out...how about a nice new shovel though
coffeecan21----yea ok
NiceGirlsGoneBad----sooo becky8mark is now a movie of th-week he,he
SLUTWIFE-MRS.D----sssshhhh! I told you not to cause a scene...sorry folks shes new on th-net.
luckybastard----he found his dad
stickittoher----ahhh I see you found some stickdevil under your shoe
pantyhose_lover----he robs banks
mslove2run----pantyhose_lover's wife
reallynicegal----nope sorry wont buy that
Happygrrl----just figured out what the buzzing toy was for
The_Hidden_wife----decay1 in th-freezer
tight_wet_lips----ummm can I have my penis back now
jenskithomski----yea ok
resurrection----I dont think that decay1 is ever comming back pal
curiousfella----just found the buzzing toy
wantitnow----you want me to go get pickles and icecream now??? but its three am...pregnant women can be sooo demanding sometimes
BigGun81----the buzzing toy everbody keeps finding
Bootz----ohhh I know you...your the one juicy wears in chat... :O