What Makes Me Happy: |
| Sipping a cold one on a beach naked, Jeremy Clarkson's articles, shaving people (anybody really)
| What Makes Me Sad: |
| Gordon Brown and not sipping a cold one on a beach naked | What Makes Me Mad: |
| Gordon Brown,
Gordon Brown and the entire labour party,
Traffic, Health & Safety, Skanky old Europeans with gorgeous Thai girls - and Gordon Brown | My Bad Habits: |
| Pubic husbandry and exhibitionism, smoking, drinking, looking at porn, getting hard ons by mistake at nudist beaches - you name it... | My Final Thoughts: |
| The best day of my life was...
On my honeymoon, drinking Rum Punch next to a milky Caribbean sea, on a pure white powdery beach, then a brilliant shag and a siesta (I was thin and buff then too!) |