oldscotsguy

GB age 74
Joined 15 years ago
Last login 6 years ago
I am a retrosexual - not had any for years.
Stats
My RudeNude Status:
I am:Male
Age:74
Sexual Preference:Girls
Am Seeking:Anyone - Don't care
Marital Status:Married
Children:
Member Since:17-Feb-09
Last Logged In:10-Mar-18
Location:Up a river of excrement with n, Scotland, United Kingdom
About
Star Sign:
Is Following:
Is Looking For:Cyber Sex w/cam
Interests:
Other:
Appearence
Race:Caucasian (White)
Body Type:Average
Body Shape:Pear
Height:5' 10" (178cm)
Weight:200lbs (14st 4lbs) (90.7kg)
Eye Colour:Hazel
Hair Colour:White/Grey
Best Feature:Cock
Pubic Hair:Natural
Tatoos:None
Penis Length:5.5" (14cm)
Penis Girth:5" (12.7cm)
Circumcised:No
Professional Life
Education:Uni Graduate
Employment Status:Retired
Industry:Sales / Marketing
Job Role:Professional
Lifestyle
Smoking:No
Drinking:Socially
Food Pref.:Vegetarian
Sense Humour:Clownish / Silly
Social Style:Better in small groups
Personality:Joker
Libido:High
Kinkiest Place I've Had Sex:Brenchley Gardens Maidstone on a bench in the rush hour.
Favourites
Movie:Dirty Roten Scoundrals
Actor/Actress:Amy adams
Book:Sex For One
Song:Old Shep
Band:Jimmy Shand
TV Show:Take Your Pick
Sport:Throwing bricks at the ducks
Drink:Malt
Food:Pasta
Pastime:Surviving
Thing:Have not seen a thing for years
Sex Position:Nothing kinky here!
Person I'd like to Fuck:Me
Self Description
What Makes Me Happy:
My sex life
What Makes Me Sad:
My sex life
What Makes Me Mad:
My sex life
My Bad Habits:
My sex life
My Final Thoughts:
If I was a millionaire...

Nobody will EVER read this so it don't matter! Sex is like a rear windscreen wiper. When you get a new car the rear wiper is great-you use it at every possible opportunity.It always seems to go wrong very soon. Everything looks fine but it can never be made to work again.At least once a year you decide to have a look and get it fixed- never works. You yearn for the day when you have a new car where the rear wiper will work.Some people are lucky enough to get a new car.Others-myself included-come to a point where they can not get any kind of car or even borrow one from someone else. The spring is coming- must be getting close to the time when my wife will suggest that the rear wiper should be fixed- with the usual disppointing result. My rear wiper broke down on my honeymoon- my sparkling new wife removed the fuse!
Comments
jbfishunt : Thanks for your rating on our photos, we are so glad that you like them.
(6 years ago)
Pheonix316 : I read your final thoughts.. I did. My thoughts; "Never mind the new car. Grab your tool and get to work on that rear end. A car benefits from plenty of servicing, but sometimes getting in someone skilled brings it back to its former glory". I enjoy a good DIY 😉
(7 years ago)
Profile last updated: 7-Feb-17