vertru
Joined 12 years ago
Last login 2 years ago
Easy going, head in the clouds, country boy who just left a LTR, but would like to find a FWB, NSA, or casual relationship. I like to laugh and to make others laugh, and I'm a writer, so most of what I write is humor. I'm moderately disabled, so don't do much besides live my life the best I can.
Oh, and you can consider this a no bullshit zone. I don't deal in it, and my own b/s detector has had a lot of refinement in the past couple of decades. That aside, I'm kind of a sweet old fart, or so they tell me. What'cha sees is whats ya gets, or as Popeye put it: I yam whats I yam... or something like that. He did speak kinda funny, now I think about it. I mean, I like yams as good as any country boy... er, or did I misunderstand him. <grin> Stop by for a chat, a pm, or a get together for coffee. I'm pretty cool and I don't bite, except on request.
Here's the no b/s truth. I'm lookin' for sex and new experiences, and hopefully to make a few lasting friendships. Those seem to be as thin on the ground for me these days as round tuits. So, yea, sex. I like it, I want it, and some day I may get some again... oh pleeeeeeaaaaassssssse. Oh, and if you know a good place to shoot, I have a few o' them bang-bang things needin' the cobwebs cleaned out as much as my pipes.
vertru's last Status Update
Horny and lonely...
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I am: | Male |
Age: | 72 |
Sexual Preference: | Girls & Guys |
Am Seeking: | Anyone - Don't care |
Marital Status: | Divorced and on the hunt |
Children: | Independent |
Member Since: | 8-Dec-11 |
Last Logged In: | 13-Sep-21 |
Location: | Rushville, Nebraska, United States |
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About vertru
Star Sign: | Gemini | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Is Looking For: | Cyber Sex w-out/cam, Casual Chat Room Talk, Cyber Sex w/cam | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Interests: | Movies / Cinema, Music, Nature, Computers / Internet, Cooking, Food / Wine, Literature / History | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Other: | Shooting, writing, reading | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Self Description
What Makes Me Happy: | Sex, good conversation, a real friend |
What Makes Me Sad: | No sex, like now. |
What Makes Me Mad: | Stupid people |
My Bad Habits: | Swearing. Loudly. when frustrated |
My Final Thoughts: | If I was US President... I'd tax drugs and sex. Debt problem solved. And here was me trying to be serious. Yeah. Like that is gonna happen. If you have enjoyed this profile, call for sex so we can get naked and see what pops up. Or just have coffee, I'm easy. Damn, bein' easy may be why I have 3 ex-wives and a ex-gf or three. |
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Profile last updated: 27-Jun-15