yorkshire007's Blog - page 4

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This was me when I was a Postie! Theres 24 of these to watch and all are ACE !


Music by Muppets - Muppet Show Theme Song

Well the weight seems to be coming off easy! So far I have lost 1 stone 2 lbs. I feel really good and able to do so much more stuff. One side effect has been that now I am getting really horny EVERY morning... So not only has the normal nites "activites" been going on but even having a shower is a major daily event....lol. I am sure my female friend doesnt mine too much?


Music to diet too, by Randy Crawford - I Have Fallen For You

Well I have been cleaning my new offices up today. Mopping floors, spraying polish on stuff and sorting out all the new desks etc..... As part of the current health and safety rules at work we now have to wear rubber gloves when using any cleaning products!.....lol like I needed a excuse to wear them anyway.....x

Music to clean offices to, by the great SugaBabes - Run for cover

Hung over and all shagged out......OMG what a night, I had. A very nice lady, and I treated her as such! I know being on here I can go into details. So here are some of the txt's I have got back after last night.

1. Thank you for last night, I had a great time and I would REALLY love to see you again.x

2. I never thought that I could enjoy sex as much I did with you.x

3. Can we meet up again?..x

4. Your place or mine on weds night?..x

I am guessing that she is really into me. I have told her that I am bi, and she was cool with it, I think? Not told her about this place yet, I know some people dont like stuff like this? God knows why...eh!!!!! Anyway I am seeing her on Wednesday night for a drink and meal at her house, so I will see what happens from there......x

Music to dance by, Maria Carey - Vision Of Love

Just got in from a club.....a bit drunk.....had a good nite.....my new friend is in the shower......I will be soon to.....wish me luck...lol......xxx

OMG I am so horny at the mo, my hormones are going into overtime!!!! I could "nail" anything.....you know its bad when you get a stiffy watching CSI.....Help me loard in my time of need.....please......


Music by which to get horny by, Color Me Badd - I Wanna Sex You Up

Going to be given a promotion at work and I have only been there for about 3 weeks!!!!! I will be running my own department and hopefully be getting a pay rise as well. I am still waiting for the other job to get back to me....lol....OMG I am a "wanted" man....I hope to get arrested....lmao....By Juicy & MD in Police uniforms.....Pretty please

Music to get arrested by; Dr. Dre & Snoop Doggy Dog - 187 on an Undercover Cop

Back to the diet today, nice big salad for lunch and jacket potato for tea. Not feeling "empty" and if anything a little lighter!

Music to diet by Missy Elliot - Can't Stand The Rain

Yes pizza......well I have just had a delivery of a 12" meat feast....and yes before you start the diet's still going good! Anyway this pizza had a few different things on it. Ok the cheese was just plain wrong, the main cheese was something white and cheap. But the best (re:worst) bit was the fact that they had placed in a nice pattern around the pizza kraft cheese slices.....OMG....Nnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!I had to eat the thing with HP brown sauce on it......

This got me thinking, about why people do this to something like a pizza. They must have thought that it would be a nice thing to do? I am sure that MD rang all the pizza take-aways in my area and told them to sell me crappy food, to make sure my diet wasn't dumped....lol.

I now feel like crap, and not that happy......had a ginger beer to help me get over it..

A strong word will be said when I see them next for my steamed chicken & ginger dish.

Todays music by Ludacris - Southern Hospitality


# Just for the record ALL pizza can be eaten cold with Heniz Salad Cream! Fact....

I found a photo today of my time in the army. My time in D Company (Infantry, i.e "range stew" and walking everywhere!!!) was great and I made some great friends. The photo is now in a frame and hanging on the wall. NBC training, Milan & LAW training made for some great days and weeks!

Ahhhhh....those were the days.....

Music by Cypress Hill - How I Could Just Kill a Man

# The British Army is the best, but its really underfunded. Everything is run on the "cheap", think £/$ 1 shop style...and you will get what I mean.

## Fortune Favours the Brave