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totalretard

age 66

Joined 18 years ago

Last login 8 hours ago

They insist, huh? Well, I'm neither a smoker nor a toker nor a midnight joker. That's more a non-description, but it'll do for now.

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Stats

My RudeNude Status:
I am:	Male
Age:	66
Sexual Preference:	Girls
Am Seeking:	No one at the moment
Marital Status:	Single
Children:	None
Member Since:	2-Aug-05
Last Logged In:	9-Jun-24
Location:	Stalkersville, Indiana, United States

About

Star Sign:

Gemini

Is Following:

fantasm, erospiration, TobiJack,...

Is Looking For:

Anything!

Interests:

Movies / Cinema, Billiards / Pool / Darts, Music, Cars / Motorcycles, Nature, Computers / Internet, Politics, Cycling, Gardening, Travel / Sightseeing, Volleyball / Basketball, Hiking / Camping, Literature / History

Other:

Dogs, stargazing, laughing

Appearence

Race:	Caucasian (White)
Body Type:	Slim
Body Shape:	Hourglass
Height:	6' 3" (190cm)
Weight:	999lbs (71st 5lbs) (453.1kg)
Eye Colour:	Grey
Hair Colour:	Light Brown
Best Feature:	Fingers
Pubic Hair:	Natural
Tatoos:	None
Piercings:	None
Penis Length:	0.2" (0.5cm)
Penis Girth:	0.2" (0.6cm)
Circumcised:	Yes

Professional Life

Education:	Uni Graduate
Employment Status:	Unemployed
Industry:	Construction / Craftsman
Job Role:	Technical

Lifestyle

Smoking:	Like Chimney
Drinking:	Alcoholic
Food Pref.:	Non-vegetarian
Religion:	Spiritual but not religious
Sense Humour:	Clever / Quick Witted
Social Style:	Better in small groups
Personality:	Home body
Libido:	High
Kinkiest Place I've Had Sex:	On a trampoline (in her back yard, but at night), and let me tell ya . . .

Favourites

Movie:	Pulp Fiction
Actor/Actress:	Bruce Willis
Song:	Don't Call Us, We'll Call You (1974)
TV Show:	20/20 (yes, I'm that boring)
Sport:	Frisbee
Food:	Watermelon, Triscuits®
Sex Position:	Reverse cowgirl
Person I'd like to Fuck:	Deborah Kara Unger

Self Description

What Makes Me Happy:
	Tufted nethers
What Makes Me Mad:
	ppl who rite lk this. Or worse yet, l1K3 Th15
My Bad Habits:
	Fibbing about my smoking and drinking habits. And about my various physical dimensions, too.
My Final Thoughts:
	If I ran NN... I'd try to mend fences with some of my lapsed members.

Comments

LoneSomeDove69 : Very interesting man.

(8 years ago)

Profile last updated: 1-Jan-17