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Ethically responsible employer in the real world, so it's nice to be employed as an irresponsible eejit in this most surreal of all worlds called NN. Exclusively 'ere for the asylum that is status which provides not only an alternative to crosswords, but also a bit of light entertainment in between work, rest and play to stimulate and keep sharp what brain cells I have left after years of drunken abuse. It further gives me the assurance that there are other like minded loonies in the world who torque even more borroques than wot I do - even with all their brain cells intact and without even tryin'.
*Oh and despite being a fully affiliated member of C.O.M.P.A.S.S. I always follow the social distancing regulations and etiquette and obey the 10 minute armistice rule prior to the commencement of excrement agitation and urine extraction.
** Please note further that you have not been charged for this information. At my age I tend to walk at a leisurely pace instead.
The 4 "F"s ;- Footy, Fishing,Fosters and Fucking or more specifically the 4 "L"s - Liverpool FC, Ledgering, Lager and Lechering.
Appearence
Race:
Caucasian (White)
Body Type:
Average
Body Shape:
Zipper
Height:
5' 11" (180cm)
Weight:
165lbs (11st 11lbs) (74.8kg)
Eye Colour:
Grey
Hair Colour:
White/Grey
Best Feature:
Eyes
Pubic Hair:
Natural
Tatoos:
None
Piercings:
None
Penis Length:
7" (17.8cm)
Penis Girth:
3" (7.6cm)
Circumcised:
No
Professional Life
Education:
School
Employment Status:
Full Time
Industry:
Other
Job Role:
Business Owner
Lifestyle
Smoking:
No
Drinking:
Daily
Food Pref.:
Non-vegetarian
Religion:
Atheist
Sense Humour:
Clever / Quick Witted
Social Style:
Meet people easily
Personality:
One of the guys or girls
Libido:
High
Kinkiest Place I've Had Sex:
One of those wonderful parties where everyone is very friendly and they all enjoy people watching..
Favourites
Movie:
The life of Brian. Airplane. Blazing Saddles.
Actor/Actress:
Meg Ryan
Book:
Catch 22
Author:
Whoever wrote Catch 22
Song:
Gates of Delirium,
Band:
Yes
TV Show:
Sport,documentaries and Youtube
Sport:
Most of them
Drink:
Lager,Scotch
Food:
Greek, English
Pastime:
Orgasmic interludes.
Thing:
My special ones and what they do to and for me.
Sex Position:
Everything
Person I'd like to Fuck:
Sandra Bullock
Self Description
What Makes Me Happy:
The incredible ways women react to their orgasms, some scream, some shout for their god, some faint,some cry, some twitch uncontrollably but they all smile when they come back down to earth
What Makes Me Sad:
Bad timing on two occasions in my life, situations I can never recover now.
What Makes Me Mad:
Modern day bollocks, television, patriotism, political correctness, politicians, religion, hypocrites, racists, selfishness and cruelty.
My Bad Habits:
I shave my legs once a month and go by the name of "Brenda" all that weekend.
My Final Thoughts:
The meaning of life is...
being a real orificer and a genitalman by only leaning on my elbows in bed but never at the table and trying not to slurp - either in bed or at the table.