I went shopping today with Krista and what an experience; Is there a science to it? Is it done in an organised manner? what is the thinking behind the effort. The simple fact is, I dont know and wouldn't even try to work it out. You would need to be a rocket scienist to work thst out. We looked for bras; It may come as a shock to most mortals but my wife has had the same tits for over 60 years, so she should know the colour, circumference, projection and the distance between and of course, the distance around!. We went to five different shops that sell this type of hardware, she stared, peroused, inspected, felt the softness, modelled them in front of the mirror (fully clothed), then thought about it long and hard, then moved onto the next shop. We finally bought one from the firdst shop.
I wanted a pair of undies, I too knew the size, colour and style, walked into Kmart, picked them up , up to the checkout and the whole operation was over in two minutes. I bought Joggers, a shirt and some groceries to take away with me. I was finished in under half an hour!! Of course I went alone and that helped otherwise I would have faced a barrage of 20 questions as to why I chose those undies -( because they hold my balls up!!and they look pretty in a manly way, after all not all blokes can wear a red G String !!!) The moral of the story ? Women go shopping for an excursion, the same as men would go for a jog in Central Park.
I used to sell Indian Spices and we used to have women drive for hundreds of miles, then haggle over the price, the quality, stick their finger nail into the chilli powder and hope to God they would burn their arse out from the sneaky way the tore the bag. I almost have a doctorate in studying women shopping. It is so stultifyingly boring, it is like warching paint dry!!! c.u. in 2 weeks |