quarterinch's Blog - page 7

My podiatrist had the shits today is was trying to be pleasant to me, I have known her for 12 years and she is usually quite even tempered. She had to put up with her husband fucking around with his secretary as well as raise 4 kids virtually single handed. I often think how lucky us blokes are. If we had girly days too it would be a much better world I am sure and life would be much better for the women too. Perhaps all we need do is have a little understanding, appreciation and sympathy to make life a bit more comforting on girlie days

Our coldest day in Newcastle has been 6 deg. celsius and I nearly froze my arse off and that was 3 years ago, so if Canadians, North Americans want to suffer anything lower than that, good luck to you, you deserve it. Cold is good for Ice Cream and Jelly, but otherwise I will take a nice warm day of 25deg celsius anytime. I only visit New Zealand in November for that reason. I am told by people who know or purport to know that cold weather addles the brain and I believe it!

Did God invent cold weather to make us appreciate the hot weather or was itt just to irritate the crap out of me? Last night it was 12 deg. celsius and I near froze even with a flanno shirt and jacket!!
Summer has finally gone, I can only stare at the pool for another 6 months. I think I am gonna cry!

Happy Birthday to You, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday dear Barefoot Babe, Happy Birthday to you.
How old? Don't know, don't care, Probably 27, but who's counting?
Just a kind, caring, loving person that I am proud to call a friend, just a beautiful young lady.
Have a good one Steph, You deserve it!!!!!

I read a blog from someone - probably someone with faulty values on
"the princely appearance of men in boxers" what a load of shit! they may look princely to people who enjoy the sight of wooden telegraph poles (Dodger, Stobie Poles) out on the street. They are straight up and down, have nothing in the way of shape or purpose, they do not support the testicles or scrotum (read balls and purse girls)in a hard working man and frankly I have never worn that sort of baggy bloomers in my life!
I used to wear 'Ý'fronts until someone told me that heat around that region can cause a lower sperm count and I was in the middle of trying to get the wife pregnant and hopefully, to have girls, which is a highly complicated foetus and needs all the sperm counts you can muster.
With all the hard work (previously described in another blog)
I could least chance it, especially having to deliver the goods once a night every night, so I opted for the support of a g string, which gave free passage of air around the vital parts, and hopefully, raised the sperm count. I also ate 2 peanut butter sandwiches every night before bed and a glass of orange juice.
The g string also made my body look sexier and far more appealing to the wife, especially with the string bit vanishing into the cleavage of my bum - God what a turn-on it must have been! We had two girls in quick succession - well three years apart any way.
Now that my baby-making days are over, I have taken to string bikinis and still wearing the faded g strings, giving the body that sensual, masculine look; I have often thought of wearing lycra body hugging shorts, but if I need a leak , I would probably piss myself before I got them off!! Besides, who is going to see me with shorts over the top and I sleep in the raw at night, just in case I happen to crack a fat during the night, I will be instantly ready for action although a very unlikely scenario.

After reading about Grace (longhotshowers) I was a bit unnerved and aprehensive about her having more surgery, not that I don't think she will make it because I have a 200percent faith in her survival, she is a tough bird. She is kind, caring and very compassionate and she means a lot to me; she is the one who got me going back to church after many years absence, so that I can go pray for her and light a candle. I am so pleased she will keep us informed about what is happening in future; God, I wish I was that brave!
I was feeling a bit down and decided to try something a bit funny for my fellow nners in case they too were feeling a bit down. Just a bit of bullshit, thats all

I was talking to carrera in chat the other night and he mentioned that his wife is about to deliver in the next few days and it made me think back to the time when I worked in New Guinea in the mid sixties when my housegirl left work at 2pm one afternoon to have a baby; she went down to the surf and with the help of a friend delivered a beautiful little boy.
At 7am the next morning, she woke me up, she was chopping wood for the oven in my house. Of course I did have to mention to her that the were a bit big and should be cut smaller
I often hear women complaining about the pains of childbirth and the inconvenience of having her belly popping out during the last four months od the pregnancy; Well I had a fat belly like for years and never once complained except maybe about the cost of alcohol to keep it there.
Then there is the old furfy about the labour pains; God help us, do women ever stop to think of the suffering and pain a man goes through to give the woman 15 minutes of exstacy haven't they heard the expression that" ït will stretch a foot, before it tears an inch" ? It is similar to shitting a watermelon really when you tink about it, plus all that foreplay stuff they talk about huh! just the sight of me dropping my daks should be enough to turn any woman on. All this kissing and cuddling and stuff is just delaying the inevitable, I like to cut to the action and into the work at hand, never mind the pain, never mind the misery, into it. In my younger days I had quite a reputation as a sensuous lover.
After we had three children I said to my wife that since I had been through all the backbreaking strain and enery-sapping action in the conception process that I deserved a small pension each week to help me with the pain of a permanent crick in my neck, a twitch in my left eye and severe claustraphobia being in the dark on a Friday night giving her all the enjoyment. You may be surprised to learn that she said nothing but showed me her middle finger!!
Gentlemen, when women moan and whinge about labour pains, remember, they get a needle in the spine to stop all that which is more than us blokes have when we service the women in the first place, and do you hear us complain?? never
Thanks carrera for putting bad thoughts in my head!!

I always think back to my mum when I was a schoolkid, how she raised my brother and I after my dad died. She went out to work as a clerk then came home every night did the cooking then the washing and ironing as well as having all the worries of paying off the house paying for our schooling at a Catholic School and all the associated bills. I think back at how tough and resilient she must have been.
My wife worked all our married life until 2002 when we retired and we drove our 4WD and caravan around Australia, 34,000 kms in 9 months. My wife was on the tail end of menopause, had Cataracts on both eyes and a growing problem with Arthritis and Diabetes. She too is as tough as they come.
I look at the problems that women in nn face daily who are my very good friends that I have grown to know and love and they take it in their stride and I wonder at their toughness and yet through it all are kind caring and compassionate people. I often feel that men certainly lack that toughness and the values women possess.
A Toast to the girls who do it tough day after day after day!!

I attended a religious retreat when I was a schoolkid and used to get bored shitless listening to the fire and brinstone stuff, to the point that when we were supposed to be reading religious material, I had a sex book inside the large book I was supposed to be reading. My luck ran out when a pious little brown-noser dobbed on me and I finished up with 6 strokes of the cane and I fucked up his bicycle bigtime in return and pissed on his sisters dress.
We were told that people who masturbate go to hell forever and that worried me for a while, well a couple of days anyway. When I look back, knowing what I now know about priests, I wonder if that priest went to hell when he snuffed it
My peers used to say that if you don't stop, you will go blind, but I was wearing glasses by then anyway and I was prepared to take the risk so that even if I did lose my eyesight, I could still find my cock so what's the big deal and I enjoyed it so much anyway!.
I have always felt that while women dispose of their eggs naturally, men dont have that luxury, so the only way to get rid of the old sperm and make way for the fresh stuff was to take the matter in hand,just like squeezing the old toothpast out of the tube to make way for the fresh stuff; after all women don't like men depositing old jaded, stale sperm in that nirvana, that heavenly place protected by a girls thighs like a pair of centurions.
I have always believed in the old adage, the fresher the better, just like mum's sponge cakes!
The big bonus is that for guys wanting to lose weight, you burn off 2,500 calories masturbating, as against 3,000 calories having a fuck. The extra exertion hardly seems worth it, when you think about it and you don't have the arguement about who is sleeping on the wet spot or any of those dramas..
If you want to know what I look like, when you go shopping in town and you see an old guy with a white cane and his left hand in his pocket and as thin as a rake, hey, that could be me!!!

I was in the Supermarket yesterday at the checkout and the guy who had just been served in front of me was scratching himself and this niaive check out chic says, "why do men always scratch themselves?" So in my most patient and polite voice said, "Well have you half an hour to spare and I will explain it to you." She gave me a strange look and screwed her face up as I explained it wasn't as simple as she may have thought.
I submit the following variety of reasons: 1.) He may have had a fuck that morning and didn't have time to wash 2) For men it is a reassurance thing, they need the constant reassurance that it is still there 3)After 4 days when women have their periods or have a prolonged series of headaches, the rust starts to grow and needs to be chipped off with a set of sharp fingernails. 4) A Famous specialist from Harvard University said that a hot area around the cock can lower the sperm count so a little scratch occasionally (say every 2 or 3 minutes) helps circulate the air and thus make it a potent drop, so to speak. 5). Women see a man having an artistic scratch, get aroused by the sight of a man caressing his manliness(except the check-out chick). 6. Perhaps, men just do it because they can!